But I've got a blank space baby

[Shilpa Shetty]

Under 5 minutes so everyone can watch 

[Shilpa Shetty]

In the shock of the century, I got picked for veto.

[Shilpa Shetty]

1:47 on the veto. Not gonna cut it

[Shilpa Shetty]

Very quick end of the episode DR!

Basically I was at a grad school thing all weekend and had limited AIM time. But since I'm ~such~ a good alias player I told everyone I was having IRL issues. People felt bad for me etc so that was nice.

Anyway the house like blew up while I was gone. Apparently Ivette hates me now and thinks I was in hiding. I signed on AIM and the first thing I did was tell her to fuck off. Like literally get off my dick Ivette. I didn't do anything to her! I never told anyone to go after her, I never told anyone about her alliance with Craig, and I never told her to fucking interrogate people and make them feel like they're standing trial. Ivette, fuck you. Apparently she's all after me now. I'll win HOH next week and put that stupid bitch right up on the block.

As for others, I think the house is dividing. From what I can tell, it's something like Dan/Craig/Monet/Rachelle/Chris and then Drew/Christine/Ash/Ivette/Ika and I'm literally smack dab in the middle. I have no idea which side I'm going to choose but I can't really work with Ivette. The middle is very hard to play because you're kind of on the bottom of the side you choose, but with BB maybe I can use it to avoid the block? Unfortunately I'm not perfectly placed because Ivette is after me, but I do think I should be good to survive this coming week. Endurance HOH I can go all night so I'mma do that.

Anyway I am sure everything's going to change when results are posted so yeah. We'll see who stays. I think Monet would have been evicted if these 2 votes had gone through, but now we gotta see whose votes are missing. Should be fun! Expect another update soon for episode 5, should be a fun round.

[Shilpa Shetty]

Another update! Too hungover/sick to be fucked for a video today.

So today in the game was nuts. I was getting back online around eviction results and things were just crazy. Everyone was on edge, and votes were still being doled out right up through the deadline, to the point where two people missed it. I'm coming for that HOH though, so I'm not going to lose sleep over Chris and Ika sitting out.

Monet ended up leaving and it sucks. Monet was someone I felt I could trust, and I don't feel that way about Dan or Ivette (anymore.) But she's gone now so I have to pick up the pieces and move on.

The sides that were forming above were real for about 8 hours, and now they're blurrier. It's gonna' get messy this week and I can't wait. I want to be HOH for it.

I said I wanted to play this game differently than I do before, because I'm tired of getting mid-jury, and today I did that. I just decided to pick a side based on gut, not on numbers, and I'm rolling with it. I didn't get a great vibe from Ash/Christine/Drew and that they'd take me to the end, even though I like Christine and Drew. So I told Rachelle and Craig about our alliance. I didn't want to wait too much longer but I did blame my "busy" weekend on not having told them sooner. Anyway, I told them about our 4 person alliance, and I got mixed results at first. At first, Craig was much more receptive to the information than Rachelle, but Rachelle seemed to be a key person later.

Later, Ika told Rachelle that Christine/Drew/Ika/Ivette have an alliance. I feel like, kind of betrayed, but not really since I obviously am not loyal to The Killers. Drew and Christine are such little skeazes. And it's so obvious that they'd take Ika and Ivette over myself and Ash, because we're way better at competitions. So transparent!

So at this point I'm tired of Christine and Drew and their many alliances. That's my job! I told Craig and Rachelle about all these alliances so they would amp it up and win HOH, but now I'm motivated to win it myself. I don't like to throw comps anyway.

In addition to Ivette, I'm also sick of Chris. Like he hardly ever talks game with me and he always acts like he doesn't know what's going on. And he hosts this massive game that has been very rule-driven and then he bitches about rules being enforced on him. It's annoying to not compete in HOH but it's his own damn fault. And he can't maintain alias. IDK I'm so annoyed by his blasé attitude most of the time. I don't know, the alias thing pisses me off so much.

So like, I want to nominate Christine and Drew to expose their shit, and I want to nominate Ivette and Chris because I am just over them. We'll see what I do if I win HOH.

[Shilpa Shetty]

Test.

[Shilpa Shetty]

So that was a whole lot. But I'm pretty sure Rachelle will be winning HOH and I should be go out unscathed for now. I don't really have a long term plan but I do trust Craig and Rachelle to go far with me as long as we keep winning. I am pretty sure Rachelle will put up Drew and Christine which will make for a crazy week.

I have a theory that 2nd place in the HOH will be mvp, and I have a shot at that with almost 7 hours. I really want MVP because I want to secure my spot on the jury. I'm obviously here to win but jury is a huge milestone, and it's very hard to not play to make jury to some extent.

Hopefully with Rachelle as HOH, this week shouldn't matter. Like, Rachelle puts up 2 of whoever that is not me/Dan/Craig. Even if MVP puts one of us up, the 2 of us that are not nominated can save the third. Then, even if the vote ties 2-2-2, Rachelle will save us in a tie. So, as long as this foursome sticks together, all of us should make the jury. So fingers crossed the four of us keep it simple and someone else leaves the game.

[Shilpa Shetty]

I realized that the 2nd place MVP theory couldn't work because Ash sat out. So I have no idea what it could be. Hoping someone tells me they won it soon!

[Shilpa Shetty]

Noooo I just typed up a massive DR and my internet wasn't collected so it all went away. And now I can't get it back. Pisseddddddddd. Will update later. Basically Drew is the target this week and we might backdoor Ash if Drew wins veto. Me/Craig/Dan/Rachelle are rolling right now.

[Shilpa Shetty]

Here's what I typed earlier:

[Shilpa Shetty]

 I MADE JURY!! 

[Shilpa Shetty]

End of the episode DR!

Okay so I made jury! It's such a good feeling to have made it there and never been nominated. I'm sure that streak will end soon but I'm gonna try and keep it going as long as I can!

This week, Drew should be leaving. It's not necessarily what he deserves but I do believe he overplayed. It's funny. The first week I thought Drew overplayed and I wanted him gone so badly, but over time he really grew on me. Then he ended up leaving as a result of me having too many alliances. I do feel badly because me flipping wasn't because I don't like Drew. I just really saw a better future with Rachelle and Craig.

I'll be saving Dan this week as part of a group effort. Craig/Ika/me are saving Dan and Chris/Ash are saving Ivette. Apparently Ika wants to save Ivette instead but like lol girl please. Whatever. If Ivette gets three votes then it doesn't matter. Rachelle's putting a lot of trust in Ash, but it's at the expense of Ivette so we'll see what happens.

Christine winning veto was amazing. I don't want Christine going anywhere because I genuinely believe she's not after me. I also want to win HOH next week to keep her safe. I want to win HOH next week so badly, and I want to try and get Chris out. I think it's important to go after smart floaters. Chris cries that he's useless in this game and has no one. And there's nothing more dangerous than a smart floater. He's going to be able to rally people effectively, and I want to try and get him out instead of him slipping through the cracks of warring alliances. Plus, I don't have any reason to go after Christine. You have to play somewhat selfishly in Big Brother, and getting rid of Christine would throw away someone who I feel has my back, at least over Craig and Rachelle, who I could end up on the block against at some point.

I'm going to finish saving all the stuff that's happened over the past two weeks, since I'm a little behind on that, and I'm sure a memory comp is coming soon. I need to be able to win it!

[Shilpa Shetty]

Craig Phillips 10:45 pm
I swear no one can follow directions in this game!
Ika's all like "yeah Rachelle told me to but I don't really feel like saving Dan"
Shilpa Shetty 10:46 pm
e_eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that's an eye roll and a side eye
Craig Phillips 10:47 pm
no that's art

I love Craig <3

[Estelle]

HELLO it's me ; gl!!!

[Shilpa Shetty]

Mar 6, 2015 1:53:22 GMT -5 Estelle said:

HELLO it's me ; gl!!!

oh good now i know you're officially not playing   

thankssss